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When a company grows, it inevitably aspires to improvement.
For us, it was the use of colored ink and round-cornered cards.
In 1998, Cheapass branched out with a full-color line of games
called James Ernest Games. This independent brand has basically
collapsed back under the Cheapass umbrella, which isn't surprising
given the nearly unstoppable marketing muscle of the Cheapass
brand. Anyway, every now and then we bring out a game in color,
either because it just wouldn't work in black and white, or
because it's just so clever it deserves the star treatment.
Usually it's a brilliant combination of both.
Traditional Card Games:
James Ernest's Totally
Renamed Spy Game (2004): When the super-villain has the
super-spy trapped and begging for mercy, why doesn't he just
shoot him? Because if you don't taunt him first, he's not
worth nearly as many points. James Ernest's Totally Renamed
Spy Game is a quick-playing card game with fabulous art, quotable
quotes, and a whole bunch of funny spies to capture, taunt
and kill. A long-awaited remake of a popular Cheapass game
with a name that was, well, a little teeny bit too much like
something really, really famous. Who knew?
Give Me The Brain
(Color Edition, 2003): You're all zombies in a fast-food restaurant,
with only one brain to pass around. Be the first to empty
your hand in this whimsical re-print of a Cheapass classic.
Lord of the Fries
(Color Edition, 2002): The sequel to Give Me The Brain was
the first to make it into color. This time, the staff at Friedey's
are hurrying to fill orders with hands of random ingredients.
Girl Genius: The Works
(2001): Based on Phil Foglio's Girl Genius comic book, this
is a highly strategic card game with plenty of luck thrown
in.
Real Time Games:
Fightball: James
Ernest and Mike Selinker are now in charge of the design studio
Lone
Shark Games, but before that venture they conspired on
a real-time sports game that improved on the basics of FALLING
and BRAWL. Fightball is a fast-paced basketball-style card
game with six different team decks, in which the object is
to put a player, ball, and shot on the table before your opponent
can block it. Sounds easy? Check this. There are 24 places
on the court, all open at once. Read more about the characters
and the game at www.fightball.com.
BRAWL: BRAWL was the first real time game that didn't require
a judge (FALLING, currently out of print, has a non-playing
dealer). In BRAWL, players draw from their own decks at lightning
speed, trying to capture and clear their opponent's piles
with cards like Hit, Block, and Freeze. It's amazingly fast:
an average game takes about 35 seconds. You can play it in
turns, if you're interested in a more strategic game, but
really, playing BRAWL at full speed is the closest you'll
ever get to being in a fight. Except, you know, being in a
fight. Catfight
is the newest and coolest of the BRAWL series, featuring three
cute catgirls by Bryce Nakagawa. You can also still get the
six quirky characters of Club
Foglio (Drawn by Phil Foglio), but the original six BRAWL
characters (Ryan Kinnaird) are out of print. Each deck is
just $5, so get them while you can!
Light Speed: This
is a color game from the Hip Pocket series, and it's also
one of our real-time games. Designed by James Ernest and Tom
Jolly, this game gives each player a fleet of 10 ships and
an asteroid to shoot at. Play your ships in real time (the
first player to run out of cards ends the game) and then watch
them shoot each other in the scoring round. Check out the
whole Hip Pocket series here.
Diceland: Winner of a 2002 Vanguard Award for innovation
in game design, Diceland is a tabletop game combining aspects
of miniatures, trading cards, and marbles. Diceland has an
official Web site at www.diceland.com.
Diceland: Cyburg (2005):
A twelve dice expansion in Cyberspace.
Diceland: Extra Space
(2003): Eight extra dice for Diceland: Space.
Diceland: Ogre (2003):
Seventeen normal units and one giant Ogre die make up this
expansion, based on the classic Steve Jackson games Ogre and
G.E.V.
Diceland: Space (2003): With two versions (Terrans
vs. Urluquai and Garthans
vs. Muktians) Diceland: Space introduces nearly 50 new
dice to the game, with spaceships based on the Cheapass computer
game Strange Adventures
in Infinite Space.
Diceland: Deep White Sea
(2002): The original Diceland game, featuring five teams of
five adventurers in a frozen world.
Button Men: Button Men is a quick-playing dice game
that won the Origins Awards for Best Abstract Board Game and
Best Graphic Presentation of a Board Game in 1999. Each player
needs one button and several polyhedral dice; more than 200
characters have been printed and many more exist online. You
can play Button Men at the Origins Award-winning online game
at www.buttonmen.com.
Fightball Button Men
(2004): Ten characters from Fightball.
Diceland Button Men
(2002): Five characters from the original Diceland game, with
art by Eduardo Muller.
Button Men: Samurai
(2001): Six Japanese characters by artist Ric Frane.
Dork Victory Button
Men (2000): Six characters from John Kovalic's Dork Tower
comic.
Button Men: Fantasy
(2000): Twelve characters with art by fantasy giant Larry
Elmore.
Button Men: Freaks
(2000): Four characters by artist Rob Schwartz.
Button Men: BRAWL
(2000): Six original BRAWL characters, drawn by Ryan Kinnaird.
Button Men: Special
(2000): Four fun buttons.
Button Men: Brom
(1999): Twelve Button Men from incomparable artist Brom.
Button Men: Vampyres
(1999): Six vampires from Brian Snoddy.
Button Men: Soldiers
(1999): The original twelve characters from Brian Snoddy.
Punch Cards: Punch Cards area cute little throwaway
game that's becoming something of a collectible. We give away
single cards when we pack big orders, and sometimes we stuff
them into convention show bags. If you'd like to buy them
in complete sets, we're not going to stop you.
Great Brain Robbery Punch
Cards: Three colored characters from the Zombie classic
The Great Brain Robbery,
new in 2005 and available for just $1.
Spy Game Punch Cards:
Created in 2004 to promote James
Ernest's Totally Renamed Spy Game, this set of 9 punch
cards is yours for $2.50.
Wasted Lands Punch Cards:
A glorious set of artwork from Dave Dorman, promoting his
Wasted Lands comic series. The original set of 20 Punch Cards,
yours for $5.
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